"Parenthood: like a hangover, with less tequila and more vomit in your hair"

Details: 

• Letterpress Printed in the UK 
• Blank Inside
• Printed on 100% recycled card
• Wrapped in a compostable cello
• Dimensions 178 x 127 x 0 mm

 Archivist Gallery 

Archivist Gallery, founded in the mid-1990s by husband-and-wife duo William and Sarah Allardice, specializes in exquisitely crafted British letterpress products—ranging from cards and prints to whimsical, artist-designed luxury matchboxes. Born from an inspiration in the archives of the Natural History Museum, the company champions both creativity and craftsmanship, ultimately growing to operate Britain’s largest dedicated letterpress printing facility. Their offerings reflect a global design ethos, as Archivist collaborates with illustrators and print-makers worldwide to bring artful, colorful stationery and matches to market. In recognition of their excellence, they were awarded the prestigious King's Award for Export in 2023, underscoring their international reach and reputation.

Shipping

Orders are processed within 3 business days, excluding holidays. At checkout, we will provide an estimated shipping time based on your selected shipping method.

In-store pickup is typically available 24 hours after ordering. We will notify you if your order is ready for pickup earlier.

ALL Furniture, Lighting, Rugs, Art, and Mirrors will be in-store pickup only. Pickup availability is reflected on the product page. Items that are in-store pickup only will not be eligible for shipping.

Free shipping on orders over $250* exclusions apply for items that are in-store pick up only or have a fixed shipping price. 

Returns

We cannot accept returns on the following: SALE items, Jewelry, Reading Glasses, Food Items, Holiday Merchandise, Undergarments, Shoes or other items that have been worn or damaged.

Return must be requested within 14 days of order delivery date and if approved will be refunded to the original form of payment at the original selling price. Customer is responsible for return shipping.

Full Return Policy can be found HERE.